Pol khuli

The things we say whilst in a relationship but don’t really mean

  1. “Yes, you were the first.”
  2. “Yes, you are the last.”
  3. “Trust me, they’re big enough.” (Actually this does work both ways!) (I am getting a FRIENDS flashback.)
  4. “Of course I noticed the new earrings.”
  5. “She was just a crush.”
  6. “You are right. I didn’t know what I was thinking.”
  7. “I never understood (insert random topic) until I discussed it with you.”
  8. “Of course I can cancel beer with the guys.”
  9. “I was thinking about you.”
  10. “I think sports are pedestrian.”
  11. “I don’t read action novels, I’m more into non-fiction political journalistic writings.”
  12. “I think sex is overrated; we should get to know each other first.”
  13. “Sex is best when you’re in love.”
  14. “I was stuck in traffic.”
  15. “I was at (insert random friend)’s house.”
  16. “I hate shopping, but with you, somehow, it is fun.”
  17. “I don’t know her.”
  18. “Seriously, I mean it, I don’t know her.”
  19. “Your mom is wonderful.”
  20. “You’re right, your dad is the best man I know.”

You guys are welcome to add more.

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10 thoughts on “Pol khuli

  1. @choco
    Thanks

    @Sneha
    Come on…comedy has to be on the edge of the line of political correctness (which is the elevation of sensitivity over truth)!

    @Ran
    Old enough to be pragmatic about relationships, not that old that I am cynical. Thanks for visiting.

  2. @rationalNice one@PerceptionThat's a lie too, but not one that we can maintain for too long because we give ourselves away too easily

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