Before, I get started with my original post intention here, I want to make special note of someone.  Portia of AustralianPerfumeJunkies is also a Mother of a Caption winner with her killer joke, “I haven’t used one of these since I had my tits packed, Maria.  Thank God, we kept our c*cks.”  (It was so good, I needed to say it again.)  She opted to win my CD and not the Reggie profile, but I’d like to give her a mention, nonetheless.  Portia is a LOVE and feckin’ hilarious.  Every comment she leaves for me has me reeling with gales of laughter.  For example, did you know that in Australia sometimes they call the vag a MOOT??!!  No?  It gives the expression, “moot point,” a whole other delightful meaning!!  Well, Portia will inform you of such wisdom.  I am here to say that if Portia visits your blog, you are…