My caption on Sweet Mother‘s blog was selected as one of the top three, and she gave me a Reggie profile! Thanks SM!
Before, I get started with my original post intention here, I want to make special note of someone. Portia of AustralianPerfumeJunkies is also a Mother of a Caption winner with her killer joke, “I haven’t used one of these since I had my tits packed, Maria. Thank God, we kept our c*cks.” (It was so good, I needed to say it again.) She opted to win my CD and not the Reggie profile, but I’d like to give her a mention, nonetheless. Portia is a LOVE and feckin’ hilarious. Every comment she leaves for me has me reeling with gales of laughter. For example, did you know that in Australia sometimes they call the vag a MOOT??!! No? It gives the expression, “moot point,” a whole other delightful meaning!! Well, Portia will inform you of such wisdom. I am here to say that if Portia visits your blog, you are…
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