A Mouthful of Canada is my contribution to Canadica, where writers from Canada and the USA get together to be funny. Check it out.
Before, I get started with my original post intention here, I want to make special note of someone. Portia of AustralianPerfumeJunkies is also a Mother of a Caption winner with her killer joke, “I haven’t used one of these since I had my tits packed, Maria. Thank God, we kept our c*cks.” (It was so good, I needed to say it again.) She opted to win my CD and not the Reggie profile, but I’d like to give her a mention, nonetheless. Portia is a LOVE and feckin’ hilarious. Every comment she leaves for me has me reeling with gales of laughter. For example, did you know that in Australia sometimes they call the vag a MOOT??!! No? It gives the expression, “moot point,” a whole other delightful meaning!! Well, Portia will inform you of such wisdom. I am here to say that if Portia visits your blog, you are…
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Canadica, the blog started by Sweet Mother is having its grand opening tomorrow. Every week, it will feature posts by bloggers from Canada and the USA, and it will be a blast. That’s right—maple leaf meets apple pie, and universal health care meets just-don’t-fall-ill-okay.
Some of you who know me are thinking—but Bharat isn’t American (Or Canadian for that matter.) Well, I live in America, and Sweet Mother says that’s enough. Hear that, Mr. President?
Anyway, the list of writers includes famous names like Le Clown and RoamAboutMike and about-to-be-famous names like ‘yours truly!’ If you haven’t already heard the buzz and followed, do it now! It promises to be a whopper.
And dear readers, I apologize for not posting for some time now. I will be back soon, and not to toot my own horn but, it will be good.